Grav·i·ty: The natural force of attraction exerted by a celestial body, such as Earth, upon objects at or near its surface, tending to draw them toward the center of the body. Gravity is also generally recognized as the force which keeps one's face clear of bodily fluids when expelling air forcibly from the mouth and nose in an explosive, spasmodic involuntary action resulting chiefly from irritation of the nasal mucous membrane.
Warning: Graphic and Disturbing Pictures of Disgusting Viscous Bodily Fluids
One great thing about kids is the fact that they help you learn all sorts of things that you otherwise would never have known. For example, without Ryan we may never have known (or even wondered for that matter) what it might look like if someone sneezed in a negative gravity chamber.
But, thanks to Ryan, we now know that it might look something like this...
Warning: Graphic and Disturbing Pictures of Disgusting Viscous Bodily Fluids
One great thing about kids is the fact that they help you learn all sorts of things that you otherwise would never have known. For example, without Ryan we may never have known (or even wondered for that matter) what it might look like if someone sneezed in a negative gravity chamber.
But, thanks to Ryan, we now know that it might look something like this...
Notice the lovely snot bridge from nostril to noggin in this profile shot.
How the heck did this happen?
2 comments:
I wonder what will happen when my name sake goes through potty training!
Just for everyone's information, "tons o' snot" is a palendrome
ooooooooooooooooo Jenny. That's just gross!
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