A jenerek family

I must be my Landlord's biggest nightmare!

We've had a leak under our kitchen sink (enough to get comments from Gina and Jodie like, "Your house smells damp") and our tub has been backed up for weeks (gross!). Our Landlord really isn't quick about fixing things, but he came over today to get me off of his back. He came in and checked out the sink and declared that we are getting a new garbage disposal because ours is trashed. It stinks SO bad under the sink, the garbage disposal has just been rotting. It has always worked just fine and has never backed up, so I was a little surprised, but I never have a problem with getting new things. That problem, check!

Then he went into the bathroom and put his little snake wire whatever in the drain to pull out a bunch of my disgusting hair and also found 2 of Ryan's bath crayons. Yes, I played dumb but felt very embarrassed about that one. He said there was also some putty or something down there (which I swear I know nothing about unless it was one of Ryan's crayons that had started to dissolve). oops!

So on his way out I casually asked him if he'd like us to do something about the lawn seeing as how the grass is getting fried from the heat and I just don't have the time to stand outside with a hose watering the grass. He showed me how to turn on the sprinklers and then couldn't turn them off again. Now he has to come over again later tonight to try and fix THAT problem, constantly running sprinklers. I'm sure he was cussing at me for even mentioning the sprinklers. At least he is responsible for the water bill and that will encourage him to come over and fix it quickly so he isn't wasting money. And now there's a chance that my lawn will look lusch and green again. (Trying to look on the bright side).

I must be his worst nightmare.